Saturday, January 14, 2012

Why Doesn't Garden & Gun Do Promotions Like This?



14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Trad, you have now officially become a dirty old man! Welcome to the club!

eduardo said...

On a recent episode of "American Pickers," they sold a taxidermied elephant head to Jack White of The White Stripes. What is the most interesting Trailer Trad sale?

Trailer Trad said...

Anon. 9:57,

Thanks for your warm welcome into the club. I'm choking up, just a little.

Eduardo,

I'm sure those two had to be told repeatedly who Jack White is. -Put a nickel in the antique Wurlitzer jukebox and play "Blue Blood Blues" by the Dead Weather.

Anonymous said...

Sir Trad

When will we see a posting about your antique wasp navel lint collection?

Trailer Trad said...

I don't bother collecting it since you bought it all up to hand knit sweaters with.

I do have pet dust bunnies, though. I got them from under an antique bed and their names are Floppsy, Mopsy and Cottontail.

Anonymous said...

I'm in the market for a 1980s Winnebago. Anything on the lot?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Trad

You seem much more like an old style pop up pull behind the car camper guy than a Winnebago guy

Trailer Trad said...

Anon 10:23,

I do have one but the dead raccoon in the air conditioning unit's gonna cost extra.

Anon 1:02,

Absolutely right Sir. But there's also a little thing called an 'Air Stream' trailer that I'm partial to...Shiny like a B-17 Flying Fortress and ready to liberate tailgate parties everywhere!

Anonymous said...

I like naked girls - especially classy ones with polo mallets.

Anonymous said...

I also like to pretend that the one on the right is Pippa Middleton.

I used to live in a pop-up trailer.

Anonymous said...

Not to mention that bitch on the cover!

Anonymous said...

Dude, that's Camilla Parker Bowles.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:32 -- Are you trying to get this website's royal warrants pulled?!?!

Trailer Trad said...

Anonymous commenters,

I can see that y'all have this well under control but I must thank Anon. 11:32 for looking after the royal warrant.

...Mmmmm...Camilla...