Dear Mr. Trad, you have now officially become a dirty old man! Welcome to the club!
On a recent episode of "American Pickers," they sold a taxidermied elephant head to Jack White of The White Stripes. What is the most interesting Trailer Trad sale?
Anon. 9:57,Thanks for your warm welcome into the club. I'm choking up, just a little.Eduardo,I'm sure those two had to be told repeatedly who Jack White is. -Put a nickel in the antique Wurlitzer jukebox and play "Blue Blood Blues" by the Dead Weather.
Sir TradWhen will we see a posting about your antique wasp navel lint collection?
I don't bother collecting it since you bought it all up to hand knit sweaters with.I do have pet dust bunnies, though. I got them from under an antique bed and their names are Floppsy, Mopsy and Cottontail.
I'm in the market for a 1980s Winnebago. Anything on the lot?
Mr. TradYou seem much more like an old style pop up pull behind the car camper guy than a Winnebago guy
Anon 10:23,I do have one but the dead raccoon in the air conditioning unit's gonna cost extra.Anon 1:02,Absolutely right Sir. But there's also a little thing called an 'Air Stream' trailer that I'm partial to...Shiny like a B-17 Flying Fortress and ready to liberate tailgate parties everywhere!
I like naked girls - especially classy ones with polo mallets.
I also like to pretend that the one on the right is Pippa Middleton.I used to live in a pop-up trailer.
Not to mention that bitch on the cover!
Dude, that's Camilla Parker Bowles.
Anon 11:32 -- Are you trying to get this website's royal warrants pulled?!?!
Anonymous commenters,I can see that y'all have this well under control but I must thank Anon. 11:32 for looking after the royal warrant....Mmmmm...Camilla...
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