Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Trailer Trad-gedy: Bad Shirts

Alright, does anybody have octahedron dice because these shirts put me in the mood for Dungeons & Dragons. Not really.
 This bold image of the Spirit of the Forest, the Gray Wolf, makes me want to construct a 'dream catcher' out of feathers, string and beads.
Would you think less of me if I secretly would consider buying one of these?

14 comments:

Phineas said...

I think I saw Southern Flounder wearing one of these at the Iron Maiden concert at Madison Square Garden a few weeks ago.

P. Onca Palustris said...

Must be getting ready for the Democratic National Convenion.

Southern Flounder said...

Your mistaken Finny, you must have busted more than your leg when you fell from that tree at Devon.

BTW - I would NEVER own one of those ridiculous shirts, it'd clash with my Duck Heads. Moreover, I would never attend an Iron Maiden concert in NYC. Man, I'm still in mourning over the break up of REM.

The Ghost of Felix Rohatyn said...

Susan Sarandon once spent the night, and the next day she was walking around my flat in one these idiotic shirts and my best velvet formal slippers.

Nikki Sixx said...

Come on , Mr. Trad, I betcha' can't buy just one...

Shout at the Devil, brother!

Megadeth Phan said...

Where is this shop?

Russian Trader said...

How much for wolf shirt?

Phi Mu @ Ole Miss said...

Any chance you'll start a Facebook page, Mr. Trad? We've got some photos to share...

Phineas said...

My mistake. I must have confused Jim Dandy for his Southern cousin Southern Flounder. The top hat should've let me know that it was actually Jim.

Anonymous said...

I saw that Jim Dandy due at the recent Mötley Crüe show!

Bill said...

These are the shirts you wear while torturing small animals, beating your kids, or buying huge chunks of crystal at that strange store at the mall.

Rahm from Chicago said...

I like the sleeveless shirt with all the skulls. It's kind of bad ass, just like me.

Trailer Trad said...

Mr. Palustris,

...To wear at the formal reception.

Mr. Flounder,

"Run for the hiiilllls, run for your liiiiifffee......"

Mr. Rohatyn,

Give Susan Sarandon a break. It's tough when your career peaks with Bull Durham. Ask Tim Robbins.

Mr. Sixx,

Lemmie says hello.

Russian Trader,

It's not a Siberian Husky so don't reduce yourself.

Ladies of Phi Mu,
While it's true that I don't have a facebook page, I'm still accessible.

Since you are ladies from Oxford Miss., I assume that any pictures that you would forward would feature The Oxford Garden Club's Magnolia Hall of Fame or perhaps the Garden Club's Laying of the William Faulkner Wreath. Images like these can be sent to Boathousevintage@aol.com. Thanks!

Bill,
Dead on, Sir!

Japan Trad said...

These shirts are not very trad.